Tryna look spooky on the big day

what you actually look like

and they’re always watching us.

DJ Khaled was invented by a society that doesn’t exist — pending upon your thoughts about social media — and keeps him as a constantly shifting clone, grown at Michael-Keaton speeds, switching new ones out every three or four weeks (because of memory updates), so somewhere a PR company has a basement full of drooling DJ Khaled clones just bumping into each other, living out some doomed existence, thus his newest joint, I Changed a Lot (Deluxe Version).

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