99Jakes
Stairs Descending Into Heaven

What joy what fun what the what what, like, getting home from school each day by 4pm and watching Yu-Gi-Oh!, religiously, at 4:30pm and falling for Joey but keeping a piece of my heart closed for Kaiba while tapping at the fat, plastic buttons of a Nokia 2100—hard desire, desirous mania, manic ecstasy, ecstatically, 99Jakes descends from polyester-fringed storm clouds in a swirl of black lightning and smileys and winged Dollz and heavy chains to land on tiptoe in the latest leaf of the Great Book of Holy Page.

Chocolate Grinder

CHOCOLATE GRINDER is our audio/visual section, with an emphasis on the lesser heard and lesser known. We aim to dig deep, but we’ll post any song or video we find interesting, big or small.

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