Cellular Chaos is in the midst of a September tour right now, all are advised to seek shelter at the lowest floor of their home

Cellular Chaos is in the midst of a September tour right now, all are advised to seek shelter at the lowest floor of their home

Q: What is Cellular Chaos?
A: Strictly speaking it’s a no-wave musical group consisting of Weasel Walter, Admiral Grey, Shayna Dulberger, and Marc Edwards. It released its debut self-titled album last year. Taking a broader view, Cellular Chaos is an angry vector, a violent jumbling force.

Q: How is Cellular Chaos transmitted?
A: Though scientists are as yet unsure exactly how is transmitted, it is predicted to infect large portions of the Midwest and East this September. In particular, bodily fluids are to be avoided.

Q: How does Cellular Chaos work on the body?
A: Imagine a whisk in eggs.

Q: Should my family and I be afraid of Cellular Chaos?
A: Yes, definitively.

Dates:

09.17.14 - Providence, RI - AS220
09.19.14 - Rochester, NY - Hazlewood Lodge, Ellison Park
09.20.14 - Ann Arbor, MI - Dreamland Theater
09.21.14 - Chicago, IL - Township
09.22.14 - Minneapolis, MN - Hexagon Bar
09.23.14 - Madison, WI - Mickey’s Tavern
09.24.14 - Kalamazoo, MI - Satellite Records
09.25.14 - Lafayette, IN - Spot Tavern
09.26.14 - Columbus, OH- Cafe Bourbon Street
09.27.14 - Pittsburgh, PA - Gooski’s
09.28.14 - Kutztown, PA - Rat Milk

• Cellular Chaos: http://www.cellularchaos.com

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