Method Man and Redman announced as headliners of “The Smokers Club Tour,” cuz that’s a club that really exists!

Method Man and Redman announced as headliners of "The Smokers Club Tour," cuz that's a club that really exists!

Oh, but really, come on: stop pretending like you’re not totally interested. Don’t try to play the hipster-irony card here. NSFW or otherwise, you clicked on this headline for a reason, buddy. Let’s go.

Yes, there’s a thing called The Smoker’s Club. And yes, among other things, they have an annual festival thing that they do. This is actually the fifth one. Yeah. And HELL YES, this year’s headlining guests of honor are none other than multi-platinum motherfucking recording artists and international super-emblems of all things dank and chill and green and mellow, Method Man and Redman. Hell yes.

The tour gets underway October 14 in Providence, RI, after which it will, ya know, billow and curlicue its way through 37(!) cities in the U.S., ultimately wrapping up in November in New York City. Aside from your boys Method and Red, the tour will feature the likes of Cypress Hill’s B-Real, Taylor Gang’s Berner, and “cinematic artist” Mick Jenkins.

“Method Man and Redman have been staples in my playlists since I can remember,” says Smokers Club founder Jonny Shipes. “I have probably smoked 5 lbs of weed listening to their music & watching How High on repeat during my life, LOL. It was a no brainer & honor to have them headline this year’s tour.” Yes, LOL is really part of the quote. Come on, now, don’t be an asshole. In fact, be the opposite of one of those and go get yourself some tickets to this thing that they go specifically out of their way to call “the world’s largest traveling hotbox” right over here. You know you’ve got your credit card ready. Also, holy shit, REMEMBER THAT MOVIE?!

Smokers Club Tour 2014:

10.14.14 - Providence, RI - Lupo’s Heartbreak Hotel
10.15.14 - Boston, MA - Paradise
10.17.14 - Lancaster, PA - Chameleon Club
10.18.14 - Stroudsberg, PA - Sherman Theater
10.19.14 - Cleveland, OH - House of Blues
10.21.14 - Cincinnati, OH - Bogart’s
10.22.14 - Pittsburgh, PA - Stage AE
10.23.14 - Chicago, IL - Concord
10.24.14 - Columbus, OH - Newport Music Hall
10.25.14 - Milwaukee, WI - The Rave
10.26.14 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
10.28.14 - Lawrence, KS - Granada Theater
10.29.14 - Des Moines, IA - Wooly’s
10.31.14 - Englewood, CO - Gothic Theater
11.01.14 - Salt Lake City, UT - The Depot
11.02.14 - Garden City, ID - Revolution Center
11.03.14 - Seattle, WA - The Showbox at the Market
11.04.14 - Bend, OR - Midtown Ballroom
11.05.14 - Arcata, CA - Arcata Community Center
11.07.14 - Santa Cruz, CA - The Catalyst
11.08.14 - San Francisco, CA - Regency Ballroom
11.09.14 - Los Angeles, CA - House of Blues
11.10.14 - Las Vegas, NV - Brooklyn Bowl
11. 11.14 - Santa Ana, CA - Observatory – Constellation Room
11.12.14 - Tempe, AZ - Marquee Theatre
11.15.14 - Austin, TX - Emo’s East
11.16.14 - Dallas, TX - House of Blues
11.17.14 - Houston, TX - House of Blues
11.18.14 - New Orleans, LA - House of Blues
11.19.14 - Birmingham, AL - Iron City
11.21.14 - Raleigh, NC - Lincoln Theatre
11.22.14 - Asheville, NC - The Orange Peel
11.23.14 - Silver Spring, MD - The Fillmore
11.25.14 - Philadelphia, PA - Theatre of Living Arts
11.26.14 - New York, NY - Best Buy Theater

• The Smokers Club: http://www.thesmokersclub.com
• Method Man: https://twitter.com/methodman
• Redman: https://twitter.com/therealredman

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